The Glass Bangle

Being a Woman

My Weird, Wild If’s !

  • If Archimedes had been using a shower cubicle, would he be as famous ?
  • If computers talked to us like humans, would we spend as much time with them ?
  • If our aging process was reversed ( a la Benjamin Button ! ) would the cosmetic industry survive ?
  • If Isaac Newton had been sleeping under a jackfruit tree, would he have survived to tell the tale of gravity ?
Pic Courtesy:faria;flickr

Pic Courtesy:faria;flickr

  • Katherine Hepburn once said, “Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then”. If that came true, would the divorce rate go down drastically ? πŸ˜‰
  • If all the politicians had laryngitis for a week, would the world be a happier place? (Maybe things would actually get done !)
  • If children were running the world, would school be the first thing to go ?
  • If headbangers actually banged their heads on surfaces, would they last for more than a song ?
  • If there’re military schools that prepare people for wars that Β might never take place, why aren’t there schools that prepare spouses for wars that will definitely take place ? πŸ™‚
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7 comments on “My Weird, Wild If’s !

  1. peakperspective
    June 29, 2014

    These were wonderful–and so many of them perfectly spot on!

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  2. dreamzandclouds
    June 11, 2014

    some of your ifs are common to mine’s πŸ˜›

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  3. Blasphemous Aesthete
    June 9, 2014

    First, ‘maybe’
    Second, I suggest you watch the movie ‘Her’
    Third, Yes.
    Fourth, it didn’t fall on his head, so perhaps, yes.
    Fifth, relationships would be ‘Hi-Hellos’, and then there’s procreation too, accidental babies, I mean.
    Sixth, No, we always find something to worry about.
    Seventh, what schools? Play Schools? πŸ˜›
    Eighth, I don’t know, maybe if they are real metal heads and not just meatballs, maybe they could.
    Ninth, maybe martial arts must be made compulsory in every school afterall πŸ˜‰

    Cheers,
    Blasphemous Aesthete

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    • The Glass Bangle
      June 13, 2014

      Hola Aesthete ! My dear friend, you have spend more time penning the answers than I seem to have done penning the questions πŸ™‚
      Thanx for taking the time ! I really luvd your take on metal heads πŸ™‚

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